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Is Facebook more fun than your boyfriend?

Posted by: Emily   July 20th 2009

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You need to be familiar with the nuances of Facebook to appreciate what follows here. And if you’re not, the details are so bewilderingly bizarre that you won’t be able to resist signing up just to see if it’s as mad as it sounds.

Here are 5 reasons why Facebook is better than your boyfriend.

•   Facebook lets you buy endless rounds of drinks for your mates, whereas your boyfriend won’t.

•   Facebook lets you write on the ‘wall’ whereas being with your boyfriend can sometimes feel like you’re talking to the wall.

•   Facebook lets you flirt with hundreds of random men. Your boyfriend won’t.

•   Facebook will ask you about your hobbies, interests, favourite flower. Your boyfriend is not THAT interested.

•   Facebook allows you to check out your boyfriends ex girlfriends and female pals who are on his ‘friends’ list. Your boyfriend prefers to keep his life away from you top secret.

Let’s think about that last one for a minute.

Isn’t this one of the worst abuses of  Facebook? Being able to spy on your partner. This really does have the potential to wreck your relationship and mess with your mind.

Never in the history of humankind have women had so much insight into the world of their men as they now have courtesy of Facebook.

Facebook requires that you use your real name to register. This means that anyone and everyone you ever knew can track you down. Or hunt you down, depending on how well liked you were! This includes exes.

Imagine all your exes coming out of the woodwork, trying to reignite the hot romance you enjoyed in years gone by. Worse, imagine all HIS exes reappearing.

A few years on and they realise he was the ‘one’ that got away. The ‘one’ they should have kept hold of. That or they’re bored and looking for love wherever they can find it.

They’ll see his profile, then from there they’ll see yours. They’ll see your pals pics and you’ll see hers. It’s creepy right?

You might see saucy messages written on their ‘wall’ from him and vice versa and if you’re clever enough to discover his login details you can read all their email exchanges.

Is Facebook better than your boyfriend? You decide.

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