Price: £7.99

Make the shopping a bit more exciting with the Xposed grocery bag. This roomy and durable bag is made from tough non-woven plastic fibre.

Printed on the outside is an x-ray of the possible contents, with a twist. Glance over it and you'll see the tins, bread and fruit, and oh yes, at the bottom, the outline of a revolver.

This bag really does say, 'Don't you dare cut me up at the checkout'.

The bag measures 38cm x 36cm with black nylon handles.