Greeting card for men, left blank inside for your message.
Dear Man,
I know that 'men' can get a bit anxious about DIRECT EMOTIONAL CONTACT and 'SENTIMENTAL' messages, so I'll just say 'Man, um... quite NICE... ahem, yes. Here's a card for you... or something. Happy whatever. OK. Bye.'
Dimensions: 14cm x 17cm
With envelope.