Greeting card for shopaholics, left blank inside for your message.
'Buy me, Lady,' said the frock, 'and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE Human Being.'
'Do not be SILLY,' said the Man, 'for a frock alone cannot do that.'
'TRUE,' said the Lady. 'I will have the shoes and the bag as well.'
Dimensions: 14cm x 17cm