Lady and Chocolate Greeting Card, left blank inside for your message.
Chocolate: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME!
Lady: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.
Chocolate: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?
Lady: No, Chocolate. I would not do that.
Chocolate: Thank you.
(A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure.)
Dimensions: 14cm x 17cm