Price: £1.99

Who wants to be a millionaire? You'd be good at it, wouldn't you? Take a short cut to the top with the One Million Pound Note.

Desperate for the chance to prove that money won't make you happy, or just keen to show you've got some serious cash in your wallet? The One Million Pound note is a great way to share the wealth and flash your cash. After all, there's nothing more impressive than to brush haggling to one side, and simply say, 'I will give you One Million Pounds if you'll just... clean the car for me/make me a sandwich/take the bin out'.

The One Million Pound Note is printed double-sided on 150gsm (non textured) paper and comes packaged in a clear protective sleeve.

It's just a bit of fun!

Please note this is a novelty item, and does not have any monetary value, (trying to use it to buy sports cars and luxury yachts will simply cause embarrassment to all concerned).