Wouldn't you like a puppy forever and ever?
Everyone loves puppies, but cute puppies have a habit of growing into large smelly dogs. ShinyShack.com have for the first time in history solved this problem. You can now buy a Perpetual PuppyTM
that will be forever a puppy!How does this work?
Simple. You order a puppy from us. We send you a beautiful 3 month old puppy of your chosen breed. You get to keep, play with, and love this puppy for 6 months. At the end of that 6 month period, we collect the puppy. You have a choice of receiving a replacement puppy for an additional £299.99 payment, or terminating your Perpetual PuppyTM
contract. This happens every 6 months, so you can if you choose keep a Perpetual PuppyTM
forever.How much does this cost?
The first puppy costs £499.99 (inc VAT and delivery). Each subsequent replacement costs £299.99 (inc VAT and delivery).What happens to the old puppy?
Don't worry, your old puppy will be taken care of. All old puppies are found good homes with loving families.What breeds can I choose from?
You can currently choose from three different breeds:
- Basset Hound
- Chocolate Labrador
- Yorkshire Terrier
We are working to increase this range, and should be adding Golden Retriever and Great Dane within the next 3 months.Can I change breeds after my first puppy?
Of course! If you decide that the breed you originally opted for isn't right for you, just contact us and we can change the breed you receive during your next 6 month period.How long does delivery take?
You should receive your first puppy within 7 days of placing your order. However, it can take a little longer, especially during busy periods, so please allow up to 3 weeks for delivery. Please note that because puppies are dispatched directly from the puppy factory, Next Working Day delivery is not available on this product.
April Fools 2010 - of course it's a joke folks. Dogs are for life.
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