La La La I'm Not Listening!
Place the La La La I'm Not Listening Headband over your head and ensure the fingers on each hand fit snugly into your ears.
Now you're ready for someone to come and bore you with dull tales of people you neither know nor care about. Look them straight in the eye, and smile.
One size fits most. Please note that this is a novelty item which serves no practical purpose. It is not ear protection equipment.